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Hi. My name is Cordyline stricta. But you can call me Charley......Or Mr. Charley, His High Leafiness, whatever! While Phoenix Wright is out and about in the courtroom and whatnot, I sneak online. Now I am here to answer all of your Ace Attorney questions. You guys never thought a plant could make a blog and run it, huh? Think again! I may seem like a very quiet and regular plant, but I've got things to say I've always wanted to say, things I wanna show, etc. Enjoy the blog. :D

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Ladies.

Ladies.

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The Fey can hit like an animal!
I swear onto you, if an intruder was caught by her, Maya would give that person such a beating.
But yes, Maya has hit me so many times I pray that maybe one day all Steel Samurai shows and spinoffs suddenly get cancelled all at once so that I don’t get hit anymore. Bitch broke one of my favorite pots, too!
Also, I loathe the Steel Samurai and all of it’s spinoffs.

The Fey can hit like an animal!

I swear onto you, if an intruder was caught by her, Maya would give that person such a beating.

But yes, Maya has hit me so many times I pray that maybe one day all Steel Samurai shows and spinoffs suddenly get cancelled all at once so that I don’t get hit anymore. Bitch broke one of my favorite pots, too!

Also, I loathe the Steel Samurai and all of it’s spinoffs.

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Who is Godot?

Who is Godot?

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Y-Yes…

Y-Yes…

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Oh yes, they can talk too. They’re real interesting. Billy, especially. One thing I really like about him is his cowboy hat.
I might be turning gay for him sshh.

Oh yes, they can talk too. They’re real interesting. Billy, especially. One thing I really like about him is his cowboy hat.

I might be turning gay for him sshh.

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No…

No…

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I-I’m sorry…!

I-I’m sorry…!

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Ä̜̼̖̳̺̰̭ͨH͎͈̺͓̹̠͆̑̾ͨͯͥ͆ͅ.̠͖͍ͯ ͖̗̣͖̋̽̈̋̉ͯ̉ͅM̝̜͎̥ͦ͂̅̀Y̦̜͇̳̰̫̗͒́ ̳̯̻̝̝R͓̩̜͕̰̻̐̍̎̈́̔͆̎O̹̟̾ͭ̏͛ͦÓ̯͕̻͉̓͛̎̍͋̉T̥̬͚̼̩̘̍͒ͫ̔̚S͉̝̦̲̹̮̊ͦͨ̓ͯ͌ ͈͙͔̦̟̾H͎̗̐̐ͯͧ̎͗̋A̗͔̯̟̠̰V̱̰̠̜̿̏̋̏̍ͬͪͅE̩̪̬̝ ́ͫ̀̋T̝͎̭̩͚̦̠̔̾ͪ́̓A̜̙̜͚̻K̠ͭ͊ͩͬ̑̑E̖͉̖̜͊̂ͩͦ̄ͪ̚N̩̯̪̹̳̹̻̊ͣͮ͑̆̀̚ ̎ͭ̓̿A ̀̅̿̇N͈͉̹͉E̎ͦͪ̒W̫̟̲̙͉̜̼͂͗̓̓ ̰̥͍͔̫̜͚ͬ́ͧͯF̫̘̔͂̌͆̉͗̚ͅO̠̫̹R̝͈͙͕͎̋̐ͫ͋̓̏ͬM̳̲̝͋͋ͦͬ.̣̱̮ͥͧ͗̐ͤ̑

S̤̠̲̟̗̮̺ͭ̂̍̇ͯ͊O͍͎̬̫͎ͨ̍ͥ̽͛̂ ͓̗̭̗̫̱͊͛̉̽ͮ̐̽M̫̮ͤͣ̓Ủ̅̃ͯ̊C̃͋ͭ͌̈́ͨH͙̓ͥ̅ͥͥ̐ ̹̻̥̻̣̰̱ͦ̑E͉̜̼̾́̓A̳̦̘̟͈͉͆S͚͔̮͂̈ͥ̌ͩI͕͖̝̭̞E̙͉͎ͪ̍R̬̪͙̗ ̭͙̊̈́͋̇̉F͕̼̈́ͯO̦̅ͮͮ̃̾ͧ̀R̃̿̆̔̏̑̚ ̞̲̟̪̌M̼͔̦͓̲̳ͅÉ͉͙ͮ.̖̊̑͛͛ͥͅ

B̲̠̮͕̺͚̰̿̐͒Ȗ̥̩̌̃Ṱ̮͙̼͓͎ͮ̄̏ͦͅ ͙̜̩̖͚͒̊̓̽ͦ̿S̆O̪̒ͤ̅̋ ͓̫ͭ̑M͚̻ͬ̌́̀̌̚U̞ͦ̄C͇̣͙̪̟̻̭ͬ̐̊͛H̼̰̙̗̥͇̏̑̐̈̍̿̓ ͖̼̣̱͍̞͆ͯ͐͒̅̆ͅH̹͖Å͇̝͈͋̇ͨ̋̑ͮR̯̝ͧ̎̑͆̄̈D̪̺͚͙̯E̦͗͆R̰̻͙̺̰̩̙ ͇ͫǏ̲̟̪ͦ͗̇̏T̪̭͈̯͎̤̚ ͔̩̲͖̪͕ͫ̈ͤ͑ͪ̍͒W̰̃͑I̬͕̮̬̖̘̯̊L̰̓L̥̤ͧͭ͒̏̓ ̣͆ͪͫ̈́̚B̝͔͍̹͕ͦ̋E͇ͮ͑̇ͯ͒́͂ ̲̤̻͙̮̗̫̈́ͩF̊ͩ̍̓̎O̬͎̭̙̳ͭͅR̈́̍ͤ̔ ͚̠̠̖̬̀ͤ̓̋̅̚ͅW͎̘̤͇̓R͇̹̹͍̗̳ͪ̾̐͒̂ͩ͌Ḭ̺̱̾G̘̲̹̟̐̎HT̮͈̑́̄̎̑.̎̃̌͆ͫ

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I taste sweet but at the same time bitter…Hmm…

I taste sweet but at the same time bitter…Hmm…

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Uhh…I’m very sure it’s safe but I think I’d rather stick to my usual store brand fertilizer!

Uhh…I’m very sure it’s safe but I think I’d rather stick to my usual store brand fertilizer!

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